I interviewed my sister. Just for the heck of it…just for the fun of it. She was gettin weirded out for real. Soooo, enjoy!
K: What is your favorite item of clothing? Why?
D: Ohh that’s hard, but I’m probably gonna have to say my brown floral vest. Because it’s unique and I can where it like anywhere…and I got it from Goodwill…and it’s just so stylish man, why wouldn’t you like it?
K: What is your favorite movie? Why?
D: Big Fish. Because it’s unique…just kidding…Are you writing this all down? (Some of it) …because it’s a love story but it also has a very different and interesting end to it. Its kind of like a fairy tale love story. That’s why I like it.
K: Would you rather drive a VW van or a Ferrari? Why?
D: Is that like an actual question? Are you serious? (Yes) VW Van, duh! I don’t want a ferrari. VW vans are like flippin’ awesome. Like I’d take a VW van over a ferrari any day. That is my dream car.
K: Do you like being called Little Buns?
D: Where are these questions coming from? It’s kinda creeping me out. Where are these answers going? …Yeah, I guess. Usually just like family and friends call me that. I used to not like it but I guess it’s just normal now. Like I don’t prefer it or not prefer it.
K: If you could be called anything in the world, what would it be?
D: Ummm, by who? I don’t really care. I mean Danielle’s my name. (You didn’t answer the question) Well, what is this for? Because my answer depends on that. Because like when I’m older and have a husband I think it would be adorable for him to have names for me. (You still haven’t answered the question) haha…”answer the question, Steven”…Christ’s follower.
K: Do you get offended when I don’t let you drink out of my drinks?
D: Are you asking me these? (Yes) Umm, no. You have issues and I know that.
K: What do you think “Hot Yoga” is?
D: Hahaha, ummm, yoga without air conditioner. (Are you sure it’s not something more creative than that?) Extreme yoga…and probably something inappropriate.
K: Can you come up with a new nickname for me right now and explain your choice?
D: Seven! Seven because we watched the movie Nine today and the girl that was named number Seven, she was a bird girl. She had a beak, and…ya.
D: Is this a yes or no question? (It’s a question.) Booyah.
What are these for? You have to tell me…or I will shoot you.